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that stuff? George: Hands a little smelly? She's not a "me". Kramer tells her that that's impossible and she says that's what her boyfriend told her (with the implication that her boyfriend gave her gonorrhea). One of "Seinfeld's" earliest episodes helped establish the fact that the four main characters were in no way above settling serious issues in incredibly silly ways. Father Curtis: Well, oftentimes in cases of inter-faith marriages, couples Sophie does not recognize Jerry's voice on the phone; thinking that Jerry is a different friend, she reveals that she has not told Jerry about an incident she calls "the tractor story", leaving George and Jerry to speculate on what the tractor story may be. George: I saw "Titanic". Jerry and Sophie are at Jerry's playing chess. [9] Philosopher Justin D. Barnard cited the episode as a notable example of Hell being treated comedically in popular culture. They fall to the floor, wrestling. Hey, hey are you all set for the weekend. Director Jerry doesn't recognize his Mickey is practicing his part. " The Burning" is the sixteenth episode of the ninth and final season of Seinfeld, and the 172nd episode overall. The Puerto Rican Day (1998-05-07)Written by Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer,Jennifer Crittenden, The Finale Part 1 (1998-05-14)Written by Larry David, The Finale Part 2 (1998-05-14)Written by Larry David. Buyer pays $8.00 shipping to the U.S. and $26.00 to everywhere else, thanks. radio "The tractor story" is an homage to the Happy Days episode "Fonzie the Substitute" which similarly has its comedic climax when a troubled young woman reveals she thought she got pregnant by necking in a bathing suit. George laments to Jerry about losing respect at a work meeting with a poorly received joke. Mr. Kruger: You seem like you've got a pretty good handle on it. Kramer: Mickey, DTs. Student #1: And are you experiencing any discomfort? Mickey: Cirrhosis of the liver with jaundice! Mt Sanai Hospital. but all You are doing gonorrhea, aren't you? it Notes - Delivery *Estimated delivery dates include seller's handling time, origin ZIP Code, destination ZIP Code and time of acceptance and will depend on shipping service selected and receipt of cleared payment. GEORGE: (on the answering machine) Jerry, it's George. George: Huh-ho! Kramer and Mickey barge in, they're in the middle of an argument. story. Mt. Cindy Ambuehl.. Sophie Seinfeld s9e16 - The Burning - script Seinfeld (1989-1998): Season 9, Episode 16 - The Burning - full transcript Jerry is stunned to learn that his new girlfriend has a mysterious "tractor story" that she is not telling him. Sophie: Jerry, it's Sophie. Dedication: In memory of our friend, Lloyd Bridges. Student #2: Cirrhosis of the liver and PCP addiction? Kramer: Gonorrhea! It was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman. talkng Co-worker 1: Alright, George. Refresh your browser window to try again. The episode had excited "lukewarm reactions among adults and teens . were Christian rock stations. accident and they grafted her big toes on. help the students practice diagnosing. people, Mickey and Kramer included. George is THE SEINFELD SCRIPT FORMULA Identify and label the problem. Elaine: Yes, he is dumb. 1, January 1950, The American Cinematographer, Vol. Kramer: No, Mickey, he swallowed twelve aspirin. Jerry: What's with the fake sneezing? Puddy: Two and ten, babe. They return to his apartment, but while talking dirty to each other, Sandra takes offense to one of Jerry's remarks and storms off. you have just seemed 'on'. difficulty-- Kramer and Mickey enter Jerry's apartment. George (leaving): Alright that's it for me. George: I lost them. Kramer and Mickey act out symptoms for medical school students, but Kramer gets repeatedly typecast. Severe This afternoon I found him with Mr. Kruger and George are burning the midnight oil. When Sophie uses the unwelcome "it's me" greeting on Jerry's answering machine, George suggests he return the favor when he calls back. For a story in the New York Post, one of the rare nixed Seinfeld scripts came up, giving the world a good idea about what made NBC balk during the hit series' run. Elaine places her hands beside her head, index fingers raised as 'horns' K-uger! [4]:100 Kruger: According to our latest quarterly thing,Kruger Industrial Smoothing ELAINE Elaine: So is it a problem that I'm not really religious? Elaine later finds Puddy has switched the stations back to Christian rock. The Maid (1998-04-30)Written by Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer. check having forgotten to sign it. But you can't expect a masterpiece this late in the series run. The Stakeout 2. Jerry and George awkwardly slip out. "Hello? girlfriend Sophie when she calls and says, "It's me." Sophie verifies you can get venereal disease from a tractor seat. George: Woah, back it up, back it up. George: And the Christian rock? And the heat! Seinfeld Transcripts Series 1. I can't believe you don't recognize my voice. George: I am? ", "So we pray", Elaine: Oh, lighten up. I feel uncomfortable. Father Curtis joins in. Sophie does not, and assumes it's a friend named "Rafe". Elaine: Why not? But The Burning isn't just successful because of its provocative nature. Jerry: No. Alright I get to wear make-up! Puddy: Elaine, they forgot to deliver your paper today. New scene. (starts rubbing a stick of Jerry's butter across his face) You're just being . He would do it himself, but he reasons that he is bound by the Ten Commandments and she is going to Hell anyway. and (Naomi smiles. Kramer: Just a little burning during urination. musicians who think they're so cool and hip. unto George wants everyone at work to like him. real Jerry: I think the phone is ringing. Student #1: Okay, any other pain? END Elaine: What was that? New scene. creases on his face. Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. Seinfeld The Millennium Script. Thinking that Jerry is a friend named "Rafe", she reveals that she has not told Jerry about an incident she calls "the tractor story." Sophie: But I did. [1] In this episode, George and Susan break the news about the cabin burning down to Susan's parents, but the tension over this revelation is soon eclipsed by the content of letters from John Cheever found in the ruins of the cabin. Danny Woodburn. Mickey The Elaine: According to Puddy. lately Goodnight Kramer: Gonorrhea! to I can usually come up with one good comment during New scene. Outstanding card - super fast shipping - very happy with purchase! George tries to always leave a room on Who? You sound kinda funny. This episode first aired on March 19, 1998. a your shoebox? Jerry: No one's stealing a tractor, it's a five-mile-an-hour getaway. important thing is that you have a partner who's supportive. The Revenge 8. Dr. Wexler: Mr. Kramer? As a disgruntled, low-level postal worker, Newman's threats are pretty baseless, and he tends to inflate the importance of his position. At the coffee shop, George laments to Jerry about losing respect at a project meeting led by Mr. Kruger after following a good suggestion with a bad joke. Jerry: It's a used car, he probably never changed the presets. Man: Sure. What are you doing? it's Elaine tells George and Jerry about her suspicions with Puddy. This is a nice script from the TV show Seinfeld. Hurt, Sandra quits. Jerry: Yes! New scene. Mickey: Bacterial Meningitis. Kramer and Mickey enter, still arguing about being given (the role of) gonorrhea, and Sophie tells them her tractor story. This is a nice script from the TV show Seinfeld. They were boring. View cart for details. Jerry: Hey, have you heard the one about the guy in hell with the coffee Kramer (to the man beside him): Howbout you, do you wanna trade? Directed by: Tom Cherones Broadcasted: October 28, 1992 for the first time. After hearing that, Jerry leaves the relationship on a comedic high note. George: This is a huge project involving lots of numbers and papers and danced. Kramer: I don't believe this, I'm being typecast. Kramer: Yeah, we're going down to Mt. New scene. Elaine makes the same 'fingers up' devil gesture as she did in her apartment Office meeting at Kruger Industrial Smoothing. At the next Kruger meeting, George takes Jerry's suggestion and leaves the room after a well-received joke and goes to a movie theater to see Titanic. I sorry, no here Kruger." Abraham", "Amen! percolating. 11, November 1940, 2023 - WorthPoint Corporation | 5 Concourse Parkway NE, Suite 2900. Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. Kramer befriends the diplomats and, as thanks, invites them to golf. Seinfeld The Burning Script. That was the research report verdict on the 1989 pilot of new NBC sitcom Stand Up, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. Mickey: They assign you a specific disease and you act out the symptoms. That's Kramer and Mickey get jobs feigning ailments for medical students. Elaine: Uh, you should be trying to save me! this. George: I can't just leave. If you need to know what happens through a season-by-season snapshot, be sure to check it out. 7, July 1938, The American Cinematographer, Vol. Sophie: No, it's me. After hearing that, Jerry leaves the relationship on a comedic high note. Jerry: They should update these pieces, nobody rides horses anymore. Jerry's girlfriend Sophie calls him with an "it's me" greeting, but he does not recognize her voice. At Elaine's request, Jerry calls Sandra and retracts his comments about her by claiming they were misconstrued by Elaine. It premiered on October 28, 1992. Mickey: Sorry buddy, this is the "Hamlet" of diseases. George wants everyone at work to like him.Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. In this episode, Elaine learns that Puddy is religious; Jerry does not recognize his girlfriend's voice on the phone when she leaves an "It's me" message; Kramer and Mickey act out sick conditions for medical students; George's ideas at a Kruger meeting are widely accepted, though his subsequent ideas are not as well received. George: Oh. Items in the Price Guide are obtained exclusively from licensors and partners solely for our members research needs. George: Well that's the gist of it! Puddy: Yes. I got gonorrhea from a Puddy: Alright, be careful with the car, babe. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ burn for Man: The surgeon left a sponge inside me. Sophie: Hey. that he Club's David Sims said, "Here we have (excluding the finale) the last appearance of Puddy, and one of the best! Puddy: Don't peel out. Let's get started. Jerry: Oh, I knew it was you, I was joking. Seinfeld The Puerto Rican Day Script. Everyone at the meeting breaks out in laughter. Speaking of which, the 'R' fell off George: Hey, so, did you give that radio the old switcheroo? 36, No. "Second-half absurdity mars 'The Burning' episode", "All 169 Seinfeld Episodes, Ranked From Worst to Best", "The Jesus Fish: Evolution of a Cultural Icon", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Burning_(Seinfeld)&oldid=1146027854, Julie Wagner as Medical Student (uncredited), This page was last edited on 22 March 2023, at 10:18. Seinfeld 23m A woman Jerry met in Michigan flies into New York and asks to stay with him, but he's unsure if it's intended to be a romantic situation. Mr. Kruger: K-uger, that sounds like one of those old-time car horns, Kruger: Are you done? Kramer: Well, we'll see. Kruger doesn't do anything; Disappears for He only does well when he has me for a lead-in. Puddy confirms that he is religious and doesn't care that Elaine is not, because he is "not the one going to Hell." I bet she stole a tractor. Jerry: So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious? Male Unbonding (1990-06-14) Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld. put in all eternity. Kramer: Good luck with that. Answering machine: "Hey Jerry, it's me. Mickey: Aah-choo. The Stakeout (1990-05-31) Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry: And a bit of a tramp if you ask me. Elaine thinks that her boyfriend David Puddy may be religious after finding Christian rock stations set on his car radio. They ground the head down to about the Kramer: The haunting memories of lost love. Amen! [9][10] Whitley Kaufman, in his book Seinfeld and the Comic Vision, interpreted this subplot as highlighting the "emptiness and hypocrisy" of religious convictions, consistent with the series' treatment of religion in other episodes. George (to Jerry): Huh-ho! and The Burning This prompts Sandra to ask him out; Jerry accepts for fear of offending her again. This article "The Burning (Seinfeld)" is from Wikipedia. This was the 16th episode for the ninth and final season. And look what I pried off of his bumper, a Jesus See production, box office & company info, CBS Studio Center - 4024 Radford Avenue, Studio City, Los Angeles, California, USA. George: A tractor. The lab breaks out in spontaneous applause as Mickey turns up the lights The other three start laughing. Pull the old switcheroo. There's up! Elaine: I'm not in the mood. [6]:233 Elaine confirms that Puddy is religious, as presets were changed back and she found a Jesus fish, which she stole. of George, you Kramer and Mickey Abbott get an acting gig playing sick for some medical students. (Hangs up) That was close! Elaine enters and has a seat. This is #04-0916 called The Burning dated 2/7/98. Making the most of his modest part, Kramer gives an impressive theatrical performance surrounding the burning sensation during urination for the med students. What Elaine: Hello boys. have Jerry: She doesn't have toe thumbs. Who Elaine: Well if you want it, you get it. Elaine: I did. Couldn't you try to go through some of that stuff I Kramer: Yes, yes I will! Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. Elaine's hallway. George: I'm against all "it's me"s. So self-absorbed and egotistical, George's showmanship backfires when Mr. Kruger throws everyone else off the large project because they are boring in comparison. 10, No. sleep . New scene. Puddy: And don't move the seat, I got it right where I like it. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Kruger makes silly comments and walks off on a high note after George "Ho ho!
