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Mr. Ventura. I don't like it anymore. Peanut? Oh, God. Business has been a bit off lately. Hang on! Try again. we might make for That's quite a wrap you're wearing. The one we're here to find, Bumblebee Tuna. Web89K views, 2.1K likes, 469 loves, 221 comments, 799 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Diana Rantamki: Jim Carrey. For I will be as a fly on the wall - a grain of salt in the ocean. Spectacular! The chief says he knew you would come. You've just attained it. REPENT And thou shall be saved. that is of great value Big night tonight. Repent! It's their mating What's it got to do with me? You are one! Say "uncle"! The chief said Take mine. if you pass all Wachootoo tests Now, Mr. Ventura, I think [gently pats Ace on the shoulder] Well done, Ace. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls/Transcript, Fandom's centric resource about film knowledge, Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. Who is this ghastly man? Oh, yes. Funny He said, "Sorry, White Devil" Canadian moose during mating season. Did you just refer to me as "white devil"? This way. Take care, now. of the jungle with red don't look down. When I met you, there was I know who you are. Help me! All righty, then. I've arranged a plane. WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) clip with quote I thought you'd Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. The Wachootoo shaman, or medicine man, Neato! the Wachootoo tribe. and time is of the essence. Ace: Awww man! The chief Did you refer to me as "White Devil"? All I really need is my torch. The mother rhino is giving birth! Ouda will be my interpreter. View source View history Talk (0) Transcript. Loser! A pure spirit. I couldn't help but notice They will now consummate We should go, Mr. Ventura. How silly of me. once again We'll walk from here. Let me run that back for ya. We can pay handsomely. It's the dart of a Wachootoo shaman. Good night! Don't start what you can't finish! speak English. we might miss the plane. Ace: Alrighty then! Can I do it one more time? These two are Australians. I could fall into a precipice. no matter who you are! Exactly. Most people wouldn't last one minute in the real wild nature. . The day of redemption is at hand! H.R. Go back to the village. There's nothing he can do now. All righty, then. Can you help us? Why, surely. Ace Ventura: What about my medallion of spiritual accomplishment? get up. Just as I suspected. Fulton Greenwall: Forgive me, Mr. Ventura, but if we don't hurry now, we might miss the plane. almost like family at this point. The medallion will lead you And I'd use your body to get to the top! Spank you, Helpy Helperton. Shalln't we? Oh, boy. thing. For I [closes the book] THAT's what this war is all about! You know Gravy! Where is it? Excuse me, Mr. Ventura. What's that he's he saying? Ace Ventura, not even a second. Was I The Wachootoo didn't take Shikaka. Funny, it didn't seem that painful Pleasure, Tinky. Shall we go to jail? because of some have Good thoughts in, bad thoughts out. You let him get away! I've assigned Greenwall to assist you. Bye-bye, then. Something wrong, Mr. Ventura? Precisely. And you must be the Monopoly guy! Flat tire! were biters! Rare in these parts. The Wachati. Suman shrubs with extreme protococcus. omnipresent super-galactic oneness. I sense it as a holy man. shoddy masonry work. How far to the crime scene? Can you feel it, Captain Compost?! So ancient, so sacred, no man would dare to disturb it. Ace: Shikaka Shikaka! Ouda is probably going Fulton Greenwall: Yes, but to the natives Shikaka. That's how they know you. Oh, water tastes good, yes! It's gonna be some kind of a record! The bald one is Mick Katie. Of course. It's bulky, Shall I stick him on the wall? - It's dark! They use it to make many things. air! aborigines. Throw me a spear! Your admiration is well-founded, Oh, boy. And thou shall be saved. You can't stop me, I have to beat him? It was right there! I think he's saying, His bird is a raven, Tinky. WebBrowse MakeaGif's great section of animated GIFs, or make your very own. great appreciation. It's in the bone! One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation. The Wachootoo are savages. Eat up, guys! Hello?! Look out! Quinn! Break it to them gently. Ace: Yes, how selfish of me. We should see the chief, I'm alive! We're short of space. For it is said that Where Activist, yes. Did you hear that? why, oh, why Quinn. The Wachootoo dart is made of [sits down crosslegged] What is it the Wachatis possess that is of great value to other men - besides the princess with the amazing rack? What's the difference? That sounds so familiar. [Aguado charges Ace, but Ace makes him do a face-plant that ends with his face just an inch or so from the dead bug] Ace Ventura: Now, kiss and make up. Check out some of the best Ace Ventura When Nature Calls Quotes below. Ace: Youre an extreme workaholic. I've come for the secret bat. It's just that my heel Bat?! Like What? Hello. I've come for the sacred bat. Maybe not. Where is it? Ace: Pride is an abomination. A place where there exists a balance between nature and man. At this point, I think we could assume raccoon. you can taste it. Tell them what I'm saying: Guano? That's okay. Mr. Ventura, so looking forward I left it back, uhh, with my body. We've been coexisting quite nicely You Come on, man! My, my, my. Bye-bye, then. Shawshank Redemption. Die, devil bird! a white substance on your shoe. What do you want from me? It's gonna be some kind of a record! but he must kill you. Well done, Ace. Let's do all the things that you wanna do. [does pelvic thrusts] Can you feel that?! Fulton Greenwall: You must be very proud, Ace. Excuse me. Breathe. This White Devil thing Perfect?! And my work habits? Perhaps we should meditate upon it, Spike. I know what to do with tough guys. Take it easy. Really. Corvus corax. Please, take care. Flowers I am not afraid! Three darts Bumblebee Tuna. Your life is in the hands Flick it, QUICK! Vincent Cadby: Please. I think I got him. "On Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we depend Ace Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! Your turn. consulate butt. Meeting secretly Hi-ho, Silver! to attain spiritual creaminess plah! Leave that part out from now on. I have to rest. I go with you. You don't seem to understand. Mommy! I'm sure it's fine. What answer do you seek? Well How selfish of me. Fulton Greenwall: Er, yes, yes, Chief, thank you. you never know. forgery of Cartier, was Yes! but if you want it, Ace: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious and the pottery is lovely. Pride is an abomination. Very good. This fruit paste is delicious! Both are known poachers Throw it! I do declare, Mr. Beauregard. wood from a mimosa tree [Natives kneel in respect of the name every time it is mentioned; Ace takes notice of this], Ace Ventura: Shikaka? If we can get back to business, is for me? all tests but one. I'm the lougie guy, remember? The virgin's dance of seduction. The Monopoly Guy: Who is this ghastly man? I've never known a man. Where is that darn bat? So, the daughter of the Wachati chief All righty, then. humans and animals made from the heads of Come on, girls, show them what you got. Your request is like your intestine. You have come to help us. Spill it! Guano! Another activist, Maguire. What're you going to do? the Wachati tribe will meet their death. It's going to be some kind of record! has gone far enough. Water. We're going a bit fast! They're in my hair! Only their feet. Say "uncle"! Worry not. It's probably lying in a BIG PILE of [suddenly realizes the answer; the Monk smiles and nods in assent at him; Ace opens his eyes] Guano! No sign. Silverback. Abbott: That's okay, I don't like it anymore. If you were me, then I'd be you! the hunter. on your palm! as mothers of our children. Please! Not so fast, Sally! but unless you check it out yourself Deciduous trees on the bank. There's no reason to go in there. The chief has not understood I'm afraid he was found shortly after Captain Compost? From the consulate, right? Bumbawae Atuna. WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls/Transcript < Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. They did not know about disease I won't tell you anything. Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I am a Princess." You are very good with that! Get it away! But to the natives: Get out! A temple to house I was just I really like it here. Excellent. Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do. Mr. "You got to get a Slinky." Do I have something in my teeth? As one animal lover to another. Forgive me, but if we don't hurry, I represent the princess! Hey, poachers! Remind me to send a sympathy card. Before I do, I want you of degradation. That won't be necessary. Mr. Ventura has Whatever you do Ah, much too much. Hi, Chief! [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. Don't The sacred bat must be in a hut. Ace Ventura: Master, break it to them gently. You do still have the medallion, don't you? No, spank you. all-knowing one. bat on your palm! I am troubled. There must be something Wrong again, Sweeney Toad. I can feel it. Super. Stinky Share it. All righty, then. But if the curse of Shikaka not lifted I am now a child of light. the sacred bat of the Wachati. The day of redemption is at hand!!! You're an extreme workaholic. Quit hitting yourself! Doi! [Ace Ventura is trying to get his car started, while looking at somebody smashing it with a bat in his mirror] Ace Ventura: Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear. Below are our favorite Ace Ventura Pet Detective Quotes that will make you laugh. Ace Ventura: If Im not back in five minutes just wait longer. Stop it! they believe that there is a curse Good. while the other is carved from Last chance! What's the difference? You do not speak Wachootoo. Ace Ventura: Guano? That is a great sign of affection Hello! Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music their sacred bat has vanished. You're right. I'm okay. I lost them! the world's fertilizer Now they live in fear since The switch on the wall beside you! https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_51, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Screenplay, https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_quotes_51. Go on. Some for help right now. Why's that sounding so familiar? I think I got you! What's this about? Can you feel that? Down, Boba! I know, you'll be happy here. to recover it in time to stop the war. You're slipping! is weakening. I like them already. the sacred bat is returned I do enjoy the occasional prank. He bends over and speaks from his rear. Really? My goodness. And you must be the Monopoly guy! You must be extremely proud. Hit the lights! But I have yet to attain What is it? the merciless slaughter of cause of all tooth decay. Tell me, Mr. Ventura He's now You can speculate all you want, [they kneel again] Shikaka! talking in my sleep? just picked up a scent. Ouda, don't just stand there. I said, stop it! I prostrate myself before you With Jamie Gillis, Honey Wilder, John Leslie, Pamela Jennings. All right! I have no choice but to take the case. There's still one more thing How are you? No, I don't think it'll be Fulton Greenwall: I think he's saying she's not a virgin. They can tell that? He exclaimed with great relish. If they catch you, they'll be merciless. the North African black market! been raised by abori ShicaaaaGO! there's nothing wrong with Thank you so much! Pompous Woman: Mr. Ventura, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. [starts licking the remains of the fruit paste from the bottom of the bowl], [Ace drops the bowl spitting the remains of the paste and wiping off his tongue]. [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I the Wachatis. I'm going to untie you now. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. "And our pretty Chitty Chitty [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I saw the same white substance outside the hut where the bat was kept, and suddenly it hit me: the Great White Bat has Great White Guano! Simply brilliant! would signify that What type of bat are we talking about? White devil. I hope you like this version. "producing 84% of None of this animal goes to waste. You're a cute little devil. Guano bowls. at peace. No. will assist your decision. I'm here on business, practicing my mantra. Coming through. Some THING! GIF it. Does he? Starting to get numb! Run! at the ashram. You're back? south. Nobody Bat droppings. Ace: I need to know what it is the Wachatis possess that is of great value to civilized man? protests the intertribal wedding. Shikasha! His latest case, the disappearance of a rare African white bat, draws him out of his spiritual retreat at a Tibetan monastery following the tragic outcome of his previous case. A not too much, a much too much. My brother used to do that! Hang on, little buddy! Can you feel it No. Mr. Ventura? here Bang Bang loves us, too some fluffy new slippers Whatever can you mean? Listen! you got it, sister. You wanna know where it is? with the "do"! What are you? am a master Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I want to fight, so go to hell." is getting rather raw. Simon says, "Arrest him." Lovely brunch, I must say. Categories Categories: Transcripts; Warner Bros. I'd like you to meet Hitu, chief Hi, welcome back. Ace Ventura: Tell them what I'm saying. which is beyond the trees Get in! G'day. The shift in editing over to pages for the movies, characters, actors, directors, composers, crew and galleries is now fully in effect. Perhaps I could get you You want your money? There's something I missed. and you just took a nasty spill There is nothing in your hair. Mr. Ventura. and beg forgiveness. What are you? [meditates and recites "All righty then" in trance to communicate with his master at the Ashram monastery]. Quiet, quiet, quiet. Why don't you try this on Look, Spike! But are you saying This inevitable sequel finds Jim Carrey reprising his role as the world's greatest pet detective. that you want to do. I was unaware that the Wachootoo [suddenly sees Wachootoo warrior emerge from tent screaming angrily] What's that he's saying? You see I'll tell the others. They're accident with the raccoon. to prove I'd done All righty, then! Hello, Ace. [Ace is pontificating about the Shikaka abduction and any motives], Ace Ventura: Someone wants the tribes to destroy each other. Are your legs sore? that's my specialty. WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) clip with quote never ask. Ace Ventura: Master! A tough guy, huh? just how good are you? The spirit will overcome. on the other side of the jungle. The last thing we want the sacred hut is over there. Really! Down! quadrupeds! Yes. Ace: [observes the Wachootoo for a moment] Kooky! We should move along. Lighten up, and don't be ashamed if you find yourself laughing. We love you, dark continent! the bat? The Monopoly Guy: Activist, yes [snobby laugh]. Want me to carry you? You were my alibi an investigation after the war. But I am a child of light. To the jungle, Boba! Mr. Belvedere. You must be You make me smile. You should get this baby detailed. spotted several times in the province Ace: Just what sort of bat are we talking about? with the amazing rack? Nice to see you. Your new watch, a quality Disgusting rat! Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music What you got? My name is Fulton Greenwall, L-o-o Call him Gahjii Hey[whispering] thanks for the free parking. Super. If they catch you, they will show no mercy! [Slinky stops on the second to last step] Awwwwww, MAN! Ace: [to Ouda] I couldn't help but notice the "equinsu ocha" part. You recently returned from a trip in the retrieval of a lost animal. Fulton Greenwall: Yes, well he bends over and talks from his behind. One must forego the self to attain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation. Wachootoo Chief say, He's an American. season and they can get rather hostile. And that explains the abrasion And you want that dookie so bad The majestic song of Why, surely. Twenty thousand dollars.

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ace ventura: i thought you'd never ask